On Thursday night a woman said she was drinking from a bottle of water when she ran a red light and crashed into another car, causing water to splash on the inside of the windshield.
After the crash, she wasn’t able to see because of the water, so she drove almost a half mile to get out of the road.
Let me get this right. She couldn’t see because of the water on her windshield, but she was able drive away with two witnesses chasing her as they called the police about a hit and run?
She also spontaneously said she had looked up and saw the red light. I asked her a follow up question about looking up while she was drinking from the bottle. She then said she was opening the bottle of water instead of drinking from it.
She obviously hadn’t thought this through, so I decided to have a little fun with some obscure humor.
I asked, “So water splashed all over the windshield?”
“Why didn’t you use the windshield wipers to see?”
“I didn’t think about that!” she replied excitedly.
Did she really just say that?
“They only work on the outside,” I said.
Then the dim light bulb went off when she figured it out. And when I say dim light bulb, I mean really dim……
Later on, I asked her what kind of insurance she had. She said, “Cost you less.”
“Well, keep driving like that, it’s going to cost you more.”
This call was one-liner heaven because she made it so easy. You just gotta have fun out here.