My friend Matt is the master of the quick-witted one-liner. In fact, if you’re not paying attention, he can zap you and walk away before you even know what hit you.
Yesterday he went to a crash where a psychic’s building was struck.
He walked up to the psychic and said, “I know you already know my name, but can I get yours?”
I’m still laughing…………
She should have pointed out how glazed his eyes looked and told him to cut down to only two donuts a day.
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