Yesterday, I pulled up to a two-car crash and contacted both drivers. One guy crashed into another while running a stop sign as he made a right turn. I spoke with him first and asked him for his driver’s license.
He handed me a temporary license and I copied the information down. After I was done, I handed the paper back to the stop sign runner and asked, “Can I get your insurance?”
With hesitation he said, “I don’t have insurance. I just got the car.”
“When did you get the car?”
“Two months ago.”
“Why don’t you have insurance?”
“I was going to get it right now.”
“What do you mean right now?”
“I was driving to the insurance place right now.”
It was 7:30PM. Sure he was.
Of course, this wasn’t the first time I had heard this one before. Just once, i want to hear someone say, “Boy, I”m lucky. I just got car insurance today!”
Maybe one day, but I’m not holding my breath.