A few weeks ago, I responded to a disturbance call involving a man and a woman at an apartment complex. It was the type of night where the AC was your best friend because it was so hot and humid.
This particular apartment didn’t have AC and was hotter inside than it was outside. I spoke the female half in her bedroom while the other cop spoke to the male in the front room.
It was like a sauna in the room and I made an executive decision I was going to conduct the interview outside because it’s as too damn hot inside.
During the interview the woman told me she was cooking an egg when her boyfriend threw water at her. She said, “I got mad and threw the pan at him.”
“Did he have egg on his face?” I replied.
The blank look on her face told me she didn’t get it. I guess I’ll use my corny jokes on someone else.