On Saturday night, I responded to a traffic collision where a vehicle collided into a wall. When I arrived, I saw a car on the side of the road next to a block wall that was painted gray. There were tire marks along the wall, which showed the car had bounced up against it a couple of times.
The driver, who we’ll call Jim, was in his 40s and was standing next to his wife. I walked up to him and asked, “What happened?”
The man said, “I dropped my cigarette and hit the wall.”
With a smile I said, “You know they say cigarette smoking can be hazardous to your health.” At first he didn’t say anything, but then managed a nervous laugh. I said, “Thanks for laughing at my jokes.Where’s the cigarette?”
“I have no idea.”
My quick-witted partner said, “I bet you never saw that on the Surgeon General’s warning label before.” Jim didn’t get the joke, but I laughed because I get Matt’s humor.
While I was talking with Jim, I noticed a strange odor on his breath, so I asked him, “How many beers did you drink tonight?”
I said, “I smell something on your breath.”
His wife, who was standing to my right, suddenly blew air out of her mouth at me like I was a birthday candle.
With a scowl on my face, I turned toward the woman and asked, “Did you just blow air at me?”
“Yes,” she replied. After she said that I wondered if she was wacky?
I turned away from her as I looked at Jim. I pointed to a light pole as I said, “Let go stand over there so your wife doesn’t blow on me again.” He and I then walked away. After we were done talking I went back to my car.
A few minutes later Jim said, “I found the cigarette.”
I looked over and saw Jim pointing into the car with a smile. I walked over and saw a cigarette with a burnt end on the seat. There was also a round hole in the seat that was burned.
The woman looked at Jim as she said, “This is my car and he’s not supposed to smoke in there.”
I couldn’t resist as I said, “He burned a hole in your seat too.”
She put her hands on her hips and gave Jim a look like she wished he had hit the light pole too.